We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Everything is Better With Shipping

from Obsessive by Allegra Rosenberg

supported by
pinkjuliet
pinkjuliet thumbnail
pinkjuliet why is there not a metal/doom cover of this? best song ever to share with your mother.
/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD  or more

     

lyrics

C F
Have you ever watched a movie and thought to yourself
C G
These characters touch each other quite a lot
C F
Then you start to wonder, what if they became a couple
C F C
Boy, I think that would be really hot

And then before you know it you’ve made up a whole big story
About what would happen if they hooked up
Your entire life’s about them now, you’ve become obsessed somehow
You’ve become a shipper, just like us

Am F Am G
And once you accept that, you will find out that…..

C F C G
Everything’s better with shipping
C F C G
Everything’s better with some good old fashioned slash
C F
You might even make it better, oh
C G
With a little hetero
C G C
But everyone knows that shipping’s where it’s at

And you can’t have one ship now, you’ve got to have many
You’ve got ships for all your favorite shows
And you’re thinking that eventually, with this much crazy chemistry
They’re gonna get together, you just know

But the powers that be are all conspiring against you
Sinking your ships all left and right
What does anything else matter when your ship won’t be canon
You read fanfiction to make it through the night

And now you’ve found out that, it’s totally true that….

Everything’s better with shipping
Everything’s better with some good old fashioned slash
You might even make it better, oh
With a little hetero
But everyone knows that shipping’s where it’s at

Am F
You ship characters who’ve never talked
C G
You ship cousins and brothers
You ship threesomes, foursomes, OT5s
Everybody should be lovers

The path of a shipper’s life isn’t too easy
There will always be sadness and tears
But remember online, you will always find
Shippers who share all your feels

Everything’s better with shipping
Everything’s better with some good old fashioned slash
You might even make it better, oh
With a little hetero
But everyone knows that shipping’s where it’s at

credits

from Obsessive, released November 13, 2012

license

tags

about

Allegra Rosenberg Los Angeles, California

Hi. I'm Allegra. Sometimes I write songs, but mostly I just stare at my computer screen.

contact / help

Contact Allegra Rosenberg

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this track or account

If you like Allegra Rosenberg, you may also like: